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montiray:

The trick is to SUPPRESS YOUR WERE-ANIME-SELF UNTIL YOU LURE SOMEONE INTO A FRIENDSHIP THEN LET IT SHOW ALL AT ONCE WHEN YOU INVITE THEM OVER AND SEND THEM AWAY WITH 10 GBS OF “SHOWS THEY NEED TO WATCH” BUT THEY ARE ALL JUST MADOKA.
Oct 19, 2014 / 4,943 notes

montiray:

The trick is to SUPPRESS YOUR WERE-ANIME-SELF UNTIL YOU LURE SOMEONE INTO A FRIENDSHIP THEN LET IT SHOW ALL AT ONCE WHEN YOU INVITE THEM OVER AND SEND THEM AWAY WITH 10 GBS OF “SHOWS THEY NEED TO WATCH” BUT THEY ARE ALL JUST MADOKA.

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tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]
Oct 18, 2014 / 129,458 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

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Oct 18, 2014 / 116,620 notes

mrdondon:

"All you need is fish" by AnimaProject

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Oct 15, 2014 / 418,134 notes

mr-no-bananas-or-cheesecake:

endofunctor:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

image

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Oct 15, 2014 / 302 notes

coelasquid:

I LIVED ON THIS PLANET FOR 27 YEARS THINKING KIWI BIRDS WERE THE SIZE OF SPARROWS.

They’re huge! Like 16inches is as big as they get, but considering I thought they were super tiny that’s huge!
Oct 15, 2014 / 371,021 notes

glados-kallipygos:

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

Please knock over our flag to make them invest in nasa

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Oct 15, 2014 / 79 notes

ayyitskelso:

How to not creep a girl out.

These guys are absolutely brilliant and are so on point. If any of you have the time, watch their other videos!

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Oct 14, 2014 / 130,944 notes

thefrogman:

There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]

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Oct 14, 2014 / 11,345 notes

bigbigtruck:

nostalgebraist:

I’ve been having a bad time lately but someone posted this on Facebook and it provided a moment of pure joy

I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks

I lost it at “go home in a six pack”

All the force of a campfire?

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Oct 14, 2014 / 251,072 notes

ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

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