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Sep 1, 2014 / 983 notes

outofcontextdnd:

(during a munchkin game, the thief keeps stealing items from other players)

Priest: Why do you keep stealing stuff you can’t even USE for your class?!

Thief: I do not steal for me, I simply steal so you cannot have it. *manic giggling* It gives me great pleasure.

Munchkin is a great and frusterating game depending on who you play with.

Aug 29, 2014 / 538,158 notes

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

(via biscottibunny)

Aug 29, 2014 / 193 notes
Aug 28, 2014 / 2,440 notes

simonjadis:

it’s always worthwhile to pause Gravity Falls and read the background text

I love this show

(via barashenanigans)

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
Aug 27, 2014 / 152,252 notes

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

(via camxdarksword)

Aug 26, 2014 / 10,975 notes

tinycartridge:

Link, Isabelle, and more coming to Mario Kart 8 ⊟

What. Not sure if this reveal was accidental, but Nintendo UK’s official site posted listings for two upcoming downloadable content packs for Mario Kart 8.

The Zelda pack, coming this November, includes:

  • 3 Characters: Tanooki Mario, Cat Peach, Link
  • 4 Vehicles (is that a Blue Falcon from F-Zero?)
  • 8 Courses (including an F-Zero stage!)

The Animal Crossing pack isn’t due until May 2015:

  • 3 Characters: Villager, Isabelle, Dry Bowser
  • 4 Vehicles
  • 8 Courses (an Animal Crossing stage, yay!)

Each pack is priced at £7.00 or the UK, or around $11.60. The listings note, “As a bonus for purchasing both packs - as a bundle or separately - you can get eight different-coloured Yoshis and eight different-coloured Shy Guys that can be used right away.”

BUY Mario Kart 8, Mario Kart 7, upcoming games

So excited! More characters AND stages!

Aug 26, 2014 / 24,560 notes

supertrout95:

"im going to be an adult and do adult things and be responsible and grown up"

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Still waiting to feel like an adult.

(via technicolorsunsetsky)

Aug 25, 2014 / 58,607 notes
dennys:

NOMINEES:
crowdsourceinspiration for Bacon Song tosmatobeef for Flap Jack Neck shoujohell for Denny’s Magical Girl pondscum-n-bubblegum for Potato Pronunciation chattersthebutt for Syrupy Sad Shark WINNER

I love the Denny’s tumblr!http://www.reddit.com/r/TsundereSharks/
Aug 25, 2014 / 686 notes

dennys:

NOMINEES:

crowdsourceinspiration for Bacon Song 
tosmatobeef for Flap Jack Neck 
shoujohell for Denny’s Magical Girl 
pondscum-n-bubblegum for Potato Pronunciation 
chattersthebutt for Syrupy Sad Shark WINNER

I love the Denny’s tumblr!

http://www.reddit.com/r/TsundereSharks/

Aug 25, 2014 / 62 notes

blimeycow:

Seven Things That Happen Every Time Something Goes Viral